Aww shit kitty

“Lets play army; i’ll lay down and you blow the shit out of me”

“They don’t give a shit about you, you don’t give a shit about them, and you’re never going to see this person again”

“hand me a torch ho”

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of gifs; gifs I have acquired over a very long career on the internet. Gifs that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will post a women sucking off two pteranodons.”

“It’s like chirstmas!”

“If the cat disconnects the xbox you’re gonna have a bad time”